Have you seen these new Charmin commercials with the bears who obviously have some sticky butts. The whole thing is about the major issue of toilet paper sticking to the bottoms of bears and possibly humans.
If you haven't seen them, take a peek.
Is there some big epidemic of butts full of shredded toilet paper that I don't know about? Are there lots of people saying, "If only SOMEBODY would make a toilet tissue that wouldn't cling to my anus, THEN maybe my mother would stop running after me with an industrial cleaning brush aimed at my butt!" Well buddy, maybe you should keep your dangling butt chads to yourself, instead of exposing your badunkadunk and rubbing it against the community football.
Remember these commercials. I believe that in the next 10-15 years we will see a drastic rise in young people freely exposing themselves in public, followed by a sudden gleam of light flashing from their extremely clean rear.
God made us to be ashamed of our naked butts! These unholy clingons aid our shame, thus I must assume they are God's will. Don't take the Mark of the Beast, mass produced by Charmin. But if you are too weak to resist the temptation of an effectively wiped backside; if you've already been deceived by the flex-weave... I guess I'll see you in hell.
Oh yeah, and it feels nice when you rub it on your face too.
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the things that run through your mind scare me very much. mad mex tomorrow night?
Maybe I'm the only sane one in a world of insanity. Probably not... but maybe.
Mad Mex is certainly enticing.
Thanks for reading
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